There’s the golf course… yes indeed,
Miles of grass without a weed
Beckoning to all who play
"Pay the price .. I’ll make your day"
With fairways manicured .. they bring
A challenge with each club you swing
The greens... perfection as you putt
Oooooh, missed again ! You’re in a rut
Play 18 holes .. most in the rough
The "cuss" words flow .. This game is tough !
The sand traps all get in the way
And you lose more balls than you care to say
So.. the golf game ends and your feet are sore
You’re feelin’ down but, hey, check that score
90 ! Wow ! That’s the best so far
That’s easy to beat with just one more par
Back to the "pro" shop .. add your name
Reserve a time for your next big game
Sure .. you’ll be back You’re really hooked !
You’ve got the "bug" ! And your goose?.. It’s COOKED
!
You’re no Tiger Woods with a caddy and fame
You only get that once you’ve "mastered"
the game
And, oh yes, the word players often ignore ?
It’s a four letter word (much like "golf")…. It’s
called
... FORE !
By Nancy Caljouw
Copyright 1999